Friday, August 04, 2006

Mr. Gibson

What made you draw the conclusion that our company and our services were a practical joke? I assure you that we are absolutly genuine and our claim, increadible as it may be, to provide the service of extra terrestrials in the capacity of life coaches or personal councellors, is true.

As is stated in our terms of service we do offer a 90 day, no questions asked refund if you are not satisfied.

The ten day evaluation period is clearly mentioned in the terms of service, this is an important phase where your coach gets in tune with your person. I have already assigned you to one of our best coaches. Usually each coach handles many clients. This is possible because of advanced multi level concience. However, because our records show your ancestors have come in contact with the aliens before, the alien life coach in question will handle your case exclusively. This will both shorten the evaluation period and ensure your success in life.

Most respectfully,

Henry Xiau,
president of Alien Life Coach incorporated.